Hello William, HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it thank you! Same as that old favorite If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So from my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you. That's the chorus. The verses are great too, but I don't know them. Thank you William, you have made me smile. Of course this is Luella replying. Kindest regards, Luella May and John Elliott, aka Oaky Wood