Hi Cheryl,

Yes, I know exactly what you mean about the Plumber. There's a good reason that most Plumbers drive a Mercedes when they're not working!

Anyway, whoever it was that said you can't have too much of a good thing, never used the chemical which I used to unclog my drain one time. It destroyed the Clog okay, right along with the Porcelain Enamel on the lavoratory, and a large portion of the pipes underneath. Who knew that it was supposed to be diluted? My landlord was not amused!

Have A Blessed Fall Weekend My Friend,

Phil

Hi Cheryl,

Just me, back with a few more "Signs of the Times".

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."

Fitness Center sign: "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts."

A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN, IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"

A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing road."

On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'

Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'

Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.

Seen in a health food store. "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot"

"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."

In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."

In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."

In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."

In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."

In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"

On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."

On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."

In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."

In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"

Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."

In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"

In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission."

On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

In front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

Sign in a realtor's office: "Lots for little."

Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."

Sign in a maternity clothes store: "We are open on labor day."

Sign at entrance of the IRS: "Watch your step."

Sign at the exit of the IRS: "Watch your mouth."

Sign on a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

Sign on a scientist's door: "Gone fission."

Sign in a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

Sign in a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."

Sign on used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition."

Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."

Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."

Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here."

Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."

Sign in a Norwegian lounge: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar."

Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: "Please do not disturb further."

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Ever Feel Like You've Come To The End Of The Road?

Have A Great Day Anyway & Keep Smiling,

Phil

Hi Cheryl,

Always glad to share a Smile or two.

Have A Terrific Week,

Phil