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Cheryl Baxter

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RE: Funny Signs on Businesses, Bill Boards, Etc...Laughter Is Great Medicine!
9/10/2010 2:11:59 AM
Hi Again Sara....

I wonder if you can smoke inside??? They only said "No Smoking In The Hall"


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9/10/2010 2:53:49 AM
engrish funny - He Came, He Saw, He Inked?


engrish-funny - Almost Poetic

havent you heard? snoking kills

engrish funny The Stuff Talks

engrish funny Unrecycling?!?!?

engrish funny tourist center

engrish funny - Other synonyms: tremble, shiver, quake

engrish-funny - What Flavor is Your Air?

engrish funny best kind of husband

engrish-funny - Taste The Menu

engrish funny - That's a Literal Menu Item



How can I add anything more. Too funny! These are real signs and labels found in different places. Enjoy!!!

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RE: Funny Signs on Businesses, Bill Boards, Etc...Laughter Is Great Medicine!
9/13/2010 3:00:51 PM

Hi Cheryl,

Here's a few more that I just came across...

In a Podiatrist's Office...

"Time wounds all heels."

At a Proctologist's door...

"To expedite your visit, please back in."

On a Plumber's truck...

"We repair what your Husband fixed."

And finally, on another Plumber's truck...

"Don't sleep with a drip, call your Plumber."

Have A Happy Week My Friends,

Phil

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RE: Funny Signs on Businesses, Bill Boards, Etc...Laughter Is Great Medicine!
9/15/2010 6:36:14 AM
Hi Phil,

Thanks...those are too cute! The little donkey reminds me of the one in Shrek. It's fun seeing all the clever signs....

There are also some interesting names of people associated with their professions. One of the hospitals I used to work at had a Dr. Bendover, who was a Proctologist! (just kidding...but it's a good one, don't you think?)

Then another hospital I worked at many years ago when I worked 3-11 shift....sometimes for fun (don't tell anyone) the guy I worked with and I would call the evening hospital operator and ask her to page Dr. Pepper. There were a lot of English nurses that worked there, so with my best English accent I would ask for Dr. Pepper to be paged please. Well as you can tell, there really wasn't a Dr. Pepper that worked there, but we always laughed whenever we heard the page come over the loud speaker system. hehehe! :-)

Have a great day today...& laughter is always good!

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9/15/2010 2:37:20 PM

Hi Cheryl,

Yes, I've heard of Dr. Ben Dover, but have you ever met his Sister who is a Nurse, Eileen Dover, or maybe their Cousin, Neil Down.

Seriously though, this fascination with names which I have, began back in school. As you know, back then, when the Teacher called the Rolls, they often listed last names first, so obviously I went through the early years as Black, Phil. That really bothered me, until the eighth grade, when I met a new classmate named Horney, Virgil. As you can imagine, what really confused the Teacher was the young fellow named Marcus Absent. This continued on into High School, when I was in the Band along with Blair A. Horn, who played a Trumpet like I did, and Clara Net, who actually played the Flute.

As you can imagine, having worked for both the Employment Security Commission and the Department of Social Services over the years, I have encountered many unusual names, including Penny Less, Chester Drawers, Windy Day, and the two Justins, Justin Case and Justin Credible. Then there were the Anitas, Anita Rest, Anita Hug, and one of my favorites, Anita Beer, who I simply had to introduce to my friend, Bud Weiser. Then there was also the Hookers, Anita Hooker and Ima Hooker. Finally, on one of our Convention trips to New Orleans, there was the two "Entertainers" in the Gentleman's Club with the improbable names of Candy Barre, and her sweet little Buddy, Candi Barr.

As you can see, there have been quite a number of "Unusual" names in my life over the years. But then again, how boring things would be without the "Unusual" popping up once in awhile.

Have A Wonderful Week,

Phil

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