Hi Cheryl,

Here's a few more that I ran across, not sure if they are actual Signs, but they sure would be appropriate if they were...

Real Signs From Around the World

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we help you pick your nose?"

At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electricians truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoking, we will assume you are on fire, and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room Door
"Push, Push, Push."

At an Optometrists Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming."

On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left."

In a Veterinarians waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

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Have A Happy Week,

Phil

Hi Cheryl,

I'm back again with a few more of those goofy signs...

Apartment building sign:

"No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby."

Bar sign:

"Lunch now being poured."

Chinese Laundry sign:

"We don't tear your clothes with clumsy machinery - we do it carefully by hand."

Church sign:

"You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, you can ignore this notice."

Divorce Lawyer's door:

"Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back."

Plumber's sign:

"Do it yourself. Then call us before it's too late."

Psychiatrist advertisement:

"A cure guaranteed or your mania back."

Restaurant Diner sign:

"Everything comes to him who orders hash."

Restaurant Sign:

"Our tongue sandwiches speak for themselves."

Scottish Golf Course sign:

"Members will refrain from picking up lost balls until they have stopped rolling."

Truck sign:

"Pass with care - I chew tobacco."

Orthopedic Surgeon sign:

"Never accept a drink from a urologist."

Have A Terrific Weekend,

Phil