Hi Cheryl,

Been away too long! Just had to share a few more Chuckles! Hope you all like them...

Signs from England

Sign in a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines:

Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out!

Sign in a London department store:

|Bargain basement upstairs

In an office:

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken

In an office:

After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the drain

Board on a church door:

This is the gate of heaven. Enter ye all by this door.
(This door is kept locked because of the draft.
Please use side door.)

Outside a second-hand shop:

We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the prince of Wales:

The town hall is closed until opening.
It will remain closed after being opened.
Open tomorrow.

Outside a photographer's studio:

Out to lunch:
If not back by five, out for dinner also

Outside a disco:

Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town.
Everyone welcome

Sign warning of quicksand:

Quicksand.
Any person passing this point will be drowned.
By order of the district council

Notice sent to residents of a Wiltshire parish:

Due to increasing problems with letter louts and vandals we must ask anyone with relatives buried in the graveyard to do their best to keep them in order

Notice in a dry cleaner's window:

Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of

Sign on motorway garage:

Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps.
Your life may not be worth much but our petrol is

Notice in health food shop window:

Closed due to illness

Spotted in a safari park:

Elephants please stay in your car

Notice in a field:

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges

Sign on a repair shop door:

We can repair anything.
(Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:

Toilet out of order.
Please use floor below

Sign in Egyptian hotel:

If you require room service,
please open door and shout, "Room service!"

Have A Terrific Week My Friends,

Phil

Hello Cheryl, long time since I visited. Phil, those were some funny signs!

Here is one my granddaugther posted in FB, another Asian funny.

That site has some very funny ones!!

Sara