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RE: Funny Signs on Businesses, Bill Boards, Etc...Laughter Is Great Medicine!
9/1/2011 2:47:43 PM

Cheryl, I enjoyed all your latest signs here and had seen the video already.

hmmmm...

Sara

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RE: Funny Signs on Businesses, Bill Boards, Etc...Laughter Is Great Medicine!
9/3/2011 10:52:28 PM
No Eating or Drinking in the FOOD COURT....hmmmm. I wonder what was acceptable in the Food Court? Maybe throwing it??? That one is a head scratcher!

Thanks Sara, hope you have a terrific Labor Day weekend!


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RE: Funny Signs on Businesses, Bill Boards, Etc...Laughter Is Great Medicine!
9/15/2011 6:34:03 PM

Hi Cheryl,

Sorry that I missed your 9-11 Tread. Adland is up to it's Old Tricks, and Not Sending Out Notifications!! Nothing New.

Anyway, here's a new batch of Bumper Stickers that I thought you might enjoy...

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

If you are psychic - think "HONK"

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

You are depriving some poor village of an Idiot!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

And, finally, these last two kind of go together naturally...

Grow your own dope, plant a Politician.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Have A Great Week My Friend,

Phil



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RE: Funny Signs on Businesses, Bill Boards, Etc...Laughter Is Great Medicine!
9/19/2011 6:55:55 AM
Hi there Phil,

Those were all great laughs. Loved 'em & thanks for dropping by and posting Phil.
Hope you are doing well & that you had a nice weekend.

Hard to pick favorites...but these are a few.

Take care,
Cheryl

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.


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