Hi Cheryl,
Sorry that I missed your 9-11 Tread. Adland is up to it's Old Tricks, and Not Sending Out Notifications!! Nothing New.
Anyway, here's a new batch of Bumper Stickers that I thought you might enjoy...
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
You are depriving some poor village of an Idiot!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
And, finally, these last two kind of go together naturally...
Grow your own dope, plant a Politician.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Have A Great Week My Friend,
Phil