Hi Peter,

Remember, we're still laughing to keep from crying.

Welfare Poem

I cross ocean,
poor and broke.
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there.
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door.'

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I get plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
'Find more aliens
for house to rent.'
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kid's need dentist?
Wife's need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American's crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.

It is amazing that the federal government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00, and each can also get an additional $580.00 in public assistance for a total of $2,470.00.

This compares very well to a single retired person who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in social security benefits.

Our retired folks should apply as refugees.

Send this to all Americans, so we can all be ticked off and we should get the refugees cut back to $1,012.00, and the retired folks up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the money we were forced to give to the government over the last 40 or 50 years.

Please forward to every American to expose what our elected politicians have been doing over the past 12 years to the hardworking American.

Send this to every fellow American taxpayer you know.

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Helen, As the saying goes, if at first you don't succeed try try again. You did it!!!

Good pic too. Pooooooor, Tiger. :)

Shalom,

Peter

Thanks for the cheer, Peter.

Yes, I feel sorry for Tiger in a way; he looks so sad in his recent pictures. All those beautiful women wanting him ....it must be like someone putting a dish of candy on the table and telling the child he/she can't have any. Not only that ...up until he got married he could have any kind of 'candy' he wanted and all of a sudden, there's only one candy allowed.

Helen

Hi Peter & Friends,

Even I must admit - my last post was a downer - true- but a downer.

Now, a little something to cheer everyone up!

O'Bumper Stickers

Obama happens!

Obamacare: Bury your mistakes.

ObamaCare: Prescription for disaster.

ObamaCare: Shovel ready.

ObamaCare: Bend over, America!

ObamaCare: A grave error.

ObamaCare: Real voodoo economics.

ObamaCare: Just say Nobama!

A village in Kenya is missing an idiot.

My other car maker belongs to Obama.

Obama Koolaid: 100% Fact Free.

If it ain't broke, Obama will fix it until it is.

Obama makes every day seem like Monday.

Obama just said "No" to drugs. They didn't listen.

Friends don't let friends vote Obama.

Obama supporters vote early and often.

Obama: Short change, false hope.

Don't steal. Obama hates the competition.

Obama: Rebuilding America, after tearing it down.

Annoy Obama. Think for yourself!

Stop repeat offenders. Don't reelect Obama!

Obama would kill for another Nobel Peace Prize.

If Obama is the answer, what was the question?

Obama ain't over 'til the First Lady sings.

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More Obama One Liners

A funny Obama motto: "A penny saved is a penny taxed."

Another funny Obama motto: "If at first you don't succeed, change the rules."

When Obama and tax collectors meet, they wink at each other.

Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover money in your bank account after you pay your taxes.

Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just as proud for half the money.

Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?

There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won't cure.

Once Obama is president if you get up early, work late and get a second job, you will still be able to get ahead - if you hit the lottery.

Blessed are they who find Obama funny, for they shall never cease to be entertained.

When Obama is sworn in as President, the only real "gun nuts" will be the people who don't have any.

It's a funny thing about socialists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he'll be president.

Obama said "NO" to drugs, but they must not have heard him.

Even though Obama doesn't have any experience, we'll get plenty.

Obama's cabinet is shaping up to be a funny sort of life form; lots of legs but no brains.

Critics are telling lies about Obama... and most of them are true.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter.

The Obama administration respects our property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

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Have A Great Day & Stay Well

Whatever You Do!

Phil

Hi Phil

Thank you for the nice remarks about Vancouver. It is a beautiful place to live. I actually live in city called Burnaby which abuts Vancouver. It has the same beauty. I've heard a little about heaven and I think heaven will be a LOT nicer.

I hope you can make it to the games and I hope you have a great time. Give me a call when you come (or some other time) and I will tell you about an all natural product that may help all your ailments. No,it's not Goji juice or other juice. The hardest part will be to believe some of the stories I can tell you.

Helen
1-604-420-1544

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Hi Helen,

I'm supposed to be in Vancouver for the Olympics. Hope to see you there. You, and a few 100,000 other people probably. Seriously though, my plans have been made for many, many months, before my recent Health problems, and I have to check with my Doctors for their approval. If there's any way, I'll be there.

Actually, I have had experience with the Doctors in Vancouver once before and I was quite satisfied. I became ill on the plane when attending an Insurance Conference back when I was much younger, and the service was excellent and VERY AFFORDABLE! I've always said I wanted to retire either in Australia or Vancouver B.C. Vancouver has to be one of the closest places to Heaven on Earth that i have ever visited.

Have A Blessed Week My Friend,

Phil