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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/11/2010 4:33:00 PM
"Look What Just Beamed Up and Wants Command of the Ship"


"Squirrel's Love ACORN"


"Real Hope, Real Change"


Don't Leave Home Without Them"


"Respect"


"The Obama Doll""


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/11/2010 4:53:15 PM

Here's another one I got a couple of days ago. :)

How to Get Even

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife
had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it,' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to
return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you
could wear it.
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm
wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T
ENJOY THIS STORY?

:)


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/11/2010 5:43:03 PM
Hey Evelyn,

Vengeance is mine says the spurned ex wife!!!!! :) Beautiful.

Now this video is different. It isn't a joke but it is very special. It's called a palindrome. It reads the same if it's read backwards or forwards but means the exact opposite. It's quite brilliant. This video took second place in a contest and was submitted by a 20 year old.

Shalom,

Peter



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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/11/2010 5:51:42 PM
Hi All,
This one's an a bit old but still funny.
Shalom,
Peter

MY NEW TRUCK



I bought a new Chevy Avalanche
and returned to the dealer yesterday
because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,

every time I'd say, 'Beethoven'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles' I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
and nearly creamed my new truck,
but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Ass Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of The United
States
Mr. Barrack Obama"
**** I love this truck...
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Helen Elias

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
1/11/2010 7:12:23 PM

Tiger again

I just couldn't resist.

Spend $4 and get back $10 every time you spend. Contact me (Helen) at this email »»» zhebee@yahoo.com
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