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Phillip 7317 5931 Thomas...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 1/11/2010 1:33:02 PM
	Hi Peter, My old Buddy Larry's been at it again, so here's something a little different, "Little Johnny" As the teacher was walking down the row, she glanced down below Little Johnny's seat and noticed a wet spot. When she asked him about it, Little Johnny simply shrugged his shoulders and said, "Teacher, I sweat a lot.". So the Teacher went on with her class. A little while later Little Sally, who sat beside of Little Johnny raised her hand excitedly. "What is it Sally?", asked the Teacher. "Teacher", Sally said, "you're not going to believe this, but Little Johnny's got his sweater out again. __________ Little Johnny's at it again...... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' __________ Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' __________ The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' __________ Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Little Johnny asked, " Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? " (this is my favorite) __________ Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ..' __________ If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here. Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the cheer! Pass on to your friends! They like Johnny too ya know! Have A Happy Monday, Phil
	“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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Jim 5805 11253 Holiday	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 1/11/2010 3:21:52 PM
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	May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you, Jim Allen III Skype: JAllen3D Everything You Need For Online Success
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Mary Evelyn 23244 5352 Strawb...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 1/11/2010 3:59:02 PM
	Happy Monday everyone. Have a great week. Everyone knows a "Mildred" I'm sure.:) Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know that he was an alcoholic. Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... He said nothing. Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... Walked home ... And left it there all Night! You gotta love Frank! :)

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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 1/11/2010 4:15:45 PM
	Hey Evelyn, Frank is my kinda guy. :) Shalom, Peter BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially good. 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.' --Tim, 7 years old 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. ' --Mellanie, 7 years old 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' --Grady, 7 years old ''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' --Toby, 7 years old 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. --Sarah, 7 years old 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' --Lilly, 7 years old 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.' --Ethan, 7 years old 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.' --Shirley, 7 years old 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.' --Jack, 7 years
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Jim 5805 11253 Holiday	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 1/11/2010 4:18:01 PM
	You Gotta love Frank's frankness. Quote: Happy Monday everyone. Have a great week. Everyone knows a "Mildred" I'm sure.:) Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know that he was an alcoholic. Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... He said nothing. Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... Walked home ... And left it there all Night! You gotta love Frank! :)
	May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you, Jim Allen III Skype: JAllen3D Everything You Need For Online Success
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