Hello everyone, not sure where I had seen this one before and it very well could have been in this thread, but anyway, it's good enough to repeat. Sorry it's one of those youtube's that won't post here. :)
This Is A Hoot.
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Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Obama says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check, you were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
"You were driving; go and tell the farmer." says Obama.
Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
"My god, what happened to you?" asks Obama.
The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey,
the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say to them?" asks Obama.
Quote:Hello everyone, not sure where I had seen this one before and it very well could have been in this thread, but anyway, it's good enough to repeat. Sorry it's one of those youtube's that won't post here. :) This Is A Hoot. .