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Mr. 2205 840 Kalamazoo	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 5/24/2012 12:11:41 PM


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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 5/25/2012 5:39:18 AM
	Hey Mark, Thanks for the two great banners/headers for this thread. Much appreciated my friend. Needless to say thanks for the great jokes too. Shalom, Peter Quote:
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 5/25/2012 5:42:01 AM
	Hi All, Here's the second edition of NewsBusted for the week. In today's episode you'll find out who'll replace Greece when they leave the EU, what some basketball players think MVP stands for and much more. Shalom, Peter Topics in today's show: --Greece --President Obama --Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer --NBC Sitcom --Obama Speechwriter --NBA MVP LeBron James --Dalia Lama --Oprah and Gayle King --Arby's Starring: Jodi Miller Production: Dialog New Media https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_PPaxNo3-6o
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Robert 341 669 Brussels	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 5/25/2012 8:53:17 AM
	I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it most of my life It does more than the normal one My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions On exactly how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour" it says "And you're doing thirty five" It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene It lists the vehicles just in front It lists those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice It fills me up with counselling Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house Makes sure I'm properly fed It washes all my shirts and things And sees to my comfort in bed. If you think Google can do better, check out the search for this keyword: Zerg Rush
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Phillip 7331 5931 Thomas...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 5/27/2012 9:34:05 PM
	Hi Peter, Haven't been around much lately, but I ran across a cute one today and I just couldn't resist. Figured that you all might get a bang out of it! (Also, I kinda liked the cartoon at the bottom - Sad but True!). The Old Cowboy A tough old cowboy from South Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously up until the day he died at the age of 103. He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot crater where the crematorium used to be. _______________ Have A Terrific Week, Phil
	“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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