I got this one in an email from a good friend. I thought it was hilarious. :)

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“Let's go Mitt, I need to fill up anyway.”

“Between 1 and 10, what is the number I am thinking of ?” askes Barack after having filled the tank to the brim and quite a little more.

“7” answers Mitt and Ron after a long concerted think.

“Nope, sorry, the answer was 3, better luck next time.” replies Barack after checking his memo pad.

“No problem” says Ron, “we'll be back, we gas regularly.”

“Sure do.” confirms Mitt.

One week latter our candidates are back and the same question is asked and this time the answer was not 3 but 8 for the, by now very frustrated, rednecks.

“The b*stard's got this thing rigged.” growls Mitt

To which Ron replies “Nope, not so, my wife told me she won twice last week.”

:)

Quote:
Mitt and Ron, two rednecks were informed that down at the gas station owned by an uncertain Barack was offering one hour free sex for one tank-up and answering correctly to a question.

“Let's go Mitt, I need to fill up anyway.”

“Between 1 and 10, what is the number I am thinking of ?” askes Barack after having filled the tank to the brim and quite a little more.

“7” answers Mitt and Ron after a long concerted think.

“Nope, sorry, the answer was 3, better luck next time.” replies Barack after checking his memo pad.

“No problem” says Ron, “we'll be back, we gas regularly.”

“Sure do.” confirms Mitt.

One week latter our candidates are back and the same question is asked and this time the answer was not 3 but 8 for the, by now very frustrated, rednecks.

“The b*stard's got this thing rigged.” growls Mitt

To which Ron replies “Nope, not so, my wife told me she won twice last week.”

Quote:

Last week was my birthday, My wife didn't wish me Happy Birthday and neither did my kids. I went to work, Even my colleagues did not wish me a Happy Birthday.

As I entered my office my secretary said, "Happy birthday Boss!"

I felt special and then she asked me to lunch.

After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there!

She said, "You mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

"OK", I said in a sexy mood.

She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, My wife, My kids, My friends and My colleagues. All screaming "SURPRISE, SURPRISE!"

And there I was, waiting on the sofa, NAKED.

:)