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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/23/2012 5:47:56 AM
Hi Gaby,

Shame you're such an infrequent visitor cos you are sorely missed. Hope all is well with you and yours.

That's hilarious and just for the driver's smarts he got his just deserts. :)

Shalom,

Peter

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Hello everyone, I haven't been here lately but I have to share this one.

Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.

Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Obama says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check, you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

"You were driving; go and tell the farmer." says Obama.

Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

"My god, what happened to you?" asks Obama.

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey,

the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."

"What on earth did you say to them?" asks Obama.

"I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, "I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass."
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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/23/2012 5:49:09 AM
Hi All,

Sorry for the delay in posting the first edition of NewsBusted for the week but I was out most of yesterday with very little online time.

Shalom,

Peter


TOPICS:
--President Obama Biography
--Liberal Media
--JP Morgan Chase
--Trayvon Martin
--George Zimmerman
--Facebook IPO
--Energy Secretary Stephen Chu
--Attorney Genereal Holder
--Elizabeth Warren Cookbook
--College Commencement Speakers

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjNTAna0IU0&feature=uploademail

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/23/2012 11:21:34 PM
Thank you Peter you are a sweetheart. I do miss all of you, I just haven't been with it lately. I will try to be here more often.
I have another one that I think you will enjoy....

In Washington, D.C., an elderly priest lay dying. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital and was well known among the elected officials.

He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes father,” said the nurse.

"I would really like to see President Obama and Nancy Pelosi before I die," whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do," said the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the White House and Congress, and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; President Obama and Pelosi would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, President Obama commented to Pelosi, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and may even help get me re-elected." Nancy Pelosi agreed it was a good thing.

When they arrived at the priests room the priest took President Obama's hand in his right hand, and he took Nancy Pelosi’s hand in his left hand. There was silence, and a look of serenity on the priests face.

Finally, President Obama spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied, "I've always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ."

"Amen," said President Obama. "Amen," said Pelosi.

The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would like to do the same."

God Bless Everyone
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/24/2012 12:09:14 PM
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