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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/13/2012 7:50:11 AM
Hi All,

A good economic plan is worth its weight in gold. B Hussein hasn't got a clue but help comes from surprising places.

Shalom,

Peter


Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!

What the hell!!

They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/13/2012 10:22:52 AM
Now that is just too funny........

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I know you guys will agree with this video. The truth of the matter is, the same can apply to some of you guys too, whether you admit it or not. :)

Proof Women are born this way!

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/13/2012 10:34:41 AM

That reminds me of one coming soon.

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Hi All,

Kids can ask the darnest questions and some adults, parents or grandparents might get flustered and give some inane answers. Not this grandfather but he was in for a big surprise in the end.

Shalom,

Peter


An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather,

Who was working in the yard and asked him,

"Grampa, what is sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask

Such a question, but decided that if she's old enough

To know to ask the question, then she's old enough

To get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave

Nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about

Human reproduction and the joys and

Responsibilities of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was

Looking at him with her mouth hanging open,

Eyes wide in amazement.


Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather

Asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"


The little girl replied, "Grandma says that

Dinner will be ready in a couple of secs."
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/13/2012 10:42:23 AM

Dr Visit for a colonoscopy ?
I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
And told me to get undressed and have a seat
Until the doctor could see me .
She said that he would only be a few minutes.


After putting on the gown that she gave me
I sat down
While waiting I observed
That there were three items on a stand
Next to the exam table:

A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer .


When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused
This is my first exam ..
I know what the K-Y is for
And I know what the glove is for,

But can you tell me what the BEER is for?

At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door

He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . . .

Dang it Evelyn !!!

I said a BUTT LIGHT "!


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/14/2012 2:38:13 PM
Today's history lesson:
Do you know what happened 162 years ago..... back in 1850?

California became a state
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically nothing has changed except then the women had
real boobs and the men didn't hold hands.

That, my friends, is the history lesson for today!

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