Hi All,

I got this joke from a friend today and thought it was hilarious.

Shalom,

Peter



A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.


"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.


"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.


"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!' "


St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"


"Couple of minutes ago."

Hi All,

Here's another cute one.

Shalom,

Peter

I love Christmas lights but they remind me of the people who voted for Obama.

They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do work aren't that bright.

Hi friends, you may have seen this one before but I think it is hilarious, especially this time of the year. LOL

WINTER BLONDE

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

:)

Not only blonde but obviously a Obama voter too. LOL Yep I like that one myself.

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Hi friends, you may have seen this one before but I think it is hilarious, especially this time of the year. LOL

WINTER BLONDE

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

:)

Hey Peter,
That is the main reason we aren't putting any up this year and pray we can replace them for Christmas 2012.

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Hi All,

Here's another cute one.

Shalom,

Peter

I love Christmas lights but they remind me of the people who voted for Obama.

They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do work aren't that bright.