Hello friends, hope everyone is having a wonderful day. Here is one I just got from my daughter and I thought it was hilarious. :)

A WOMAN AND HER EVER-NAGGING HUSBAND WENT ON VACATION IN JERUSALEM AND WHILE THEY WERE THERE, THE HUSBAND PASSED AWAY.

Hi All,

This one was an add on to an email with very interesting pictures. Eventually I'll upload them and post them here but in the meantime enjoy the mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University.

Shalom,

Peter


The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University .
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 45 years of age cannot do it!
1.This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

Hi All,

Here's the second edition of NewsBusted for the week. Jodi's at her best yet again. Today we'll find out What might prevent there being over 9,000,000 Americans over 90 years old by the year 2050, why the democ rats want Americans to get fatter and fatter, why seniors who have sex on a regular basis are healthier and much more.

Shalom,

Peter


Topics in today's show:

--New Census data projects that by 2050 there will be nine million Americans over the age of 90

--A new study shows that Americans keep getting fatter and fatter

--New York City is planning a massive underground park in Manhattan

--Mitt Romney says that if elected, his first trip as president will be to Israel

--Robert Kennedy Jr.'s so-called green energy company received a $1.4 billion payout from the Obama administration

--Newt Gingrich has angered some conservatives by saying America should not deport all illegal aliens

--A new study shows that seniors who have sex on a regular basis are healthier than those who don't

--A composer for Sesame Street was recently arrested on child pornography charges

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhi1IvQCSw0&feature=player_embedded

Hi All,

I decided to be a bit off color today. I got this one a while ago and after cleaning up my inbox and reading it again I decided to share it with you all.

Shalom,

Peter

Italian nursing home

An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah)in a nursing home.

All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Italian home.

After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.

"How do you like it here ?" asks the grandson.

"It's wonderful ! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful" says grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone".

"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents", Abdullah says with a big smile.

"There's a musician here- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro' !

There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor' !

There's a dentist here 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor !
And me, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The F*cking Arab'."

Happy Saturday Peter and friends. Yes Peter, you bad today. :)Here's one I just got. Here's wishing everyone a great day. :)

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,

"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

"The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."