I think this one is a sign of the times.

A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client, who had attended the trial, was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client.

The lawyer immediately sent a telegram to his client, reading, "Justice has triumphed!"

The client wired back, "Appeal at once!"

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Quote:

Hello Peter and friends

It's that awkward moment...

...when you realize that your friend's ‘fat arm’ makes you look naked in the office party photo.

Amanda

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