Top This One For A Speeding Ticket in Kingsville , TX
Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville , TX.
One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to
check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville .
The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun
began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing.
The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not
reset and then it suddenly turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the Mesquite tree tops on
Hwy 77 revealed that the radar had in fact, locked on to a
USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying
exercise near this, it's Naval Air home base location in
Kingsville TX.
Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus
Christi the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US
Naval Base Commander in Kingsville for shutting down
his equipment.
The reply came back in true USMC style:
"Thank you for your letter....
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer
in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently
locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically
sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed
aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment's
location.
Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the
situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile
system alert status and was able to override the automated
defense system before the missile was launched to destroy
the hostile radar position on the side of Hwy 77, south of Kingsville.
The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when swearing at
them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.
Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get
his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is
loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster."
Semper Fi
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
GOD HAVE MERCY ON AMERICA !!!!