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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/16/2011 9:17:13 AM
	Hi Evelyn, Amanda, Jim & All, Loved all the jokes and videos. Amazing stuff especially the true story ones. Just goes to prove that real life can get a chuckle outta you as much as a good joke will. BTW, I just checked and the Huffman video already has 3,855,616 views. Not bad at all. The below joke will be considered politically incorrect by some (who gives a shit) and might even be snitched on but who cares, I thought it was damn funny. :) Shalom, Peter A simple message about life I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!" So, today, bright & early, I went out & got a job as a truck driver.
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/16/2011 9:23:15 AM
	Hi All, Seems like I'm in a politically incorrect mode today but anything goes in this thread you know. Even if it's a bit morbid ....... Shalom, Peter Larry the cable guy.......................A direct quote............. "Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats that can't swim is a genius".
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/16/2011 9:26:55 AM
	Hi All, Here's one I got from Geketa a few days ago. I thought it was very cute. Shalom, Peter A LITTLE KNOWN FACT! The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car. They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately. The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent. The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed. Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti- Semitic, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords. They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown. And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show -- Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls. I can hear your groans from here. Control yourself!!! Damn, it's Friday!!!
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/16/2011 9:33:36 AM
	Hi All, The below is a true story about 911, definitely not a joke but it sure makes you feel good. Shalom, Peter James Crane worked on the 101st floor of Tower 1 of the World Trade Center .. He is blind so he has a golden retriever named Daisy. After the plane hit 20 stories below, James knew that he was doomed, so he let Daisy go, out of an act of love. She darted away into the darkened hallway. Choking on the fumes of the jet fuel and the smoke James was just waiting to die. About 30 minutes later, Daisy comes back along with James' boss, who Daisy just happened to pick up on floor 112 On her first run of the building, she leads James, James' boss, and about 300 more people out of the doomed building. But she wasn't through yet, she knew there were others who were trapped. So, highly against James' wishes she ran back in the building. On her second run, she saved 392 lives. Again she went back in. During this run, the building collapses. James hears about this and falls on his knees into tears. Against all known odds, Daisy makes it out alive, but this time she is carried by a firefighter. "She led us right to the people, before she got injured" the fireman explained. Her final run saved another 273 lives. She suffered acute smoke inhalation, severe burns on all four paws, and a broken leg, but she saved 967 lives. Daisy is the first civilian Canine to win the Medal of Honor of New York City.
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Jim 5805 11253 Holiday	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/16/2011 2:01:19 PM
	This is too funny and I have cajun roots. LOL Quote: Hi All, Seems like I'm in a politically incorrect mode today but anything goes in this thread you know. Even if it's a bit morbid ....... Shalom, Peter Larry the cable guy.......................A direct quote............. "Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats that can't swim is a genius".
	May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you, Jim Allen III Skype: JAllen3D Everything You Need For Online Success
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