The Italian wedding trip.......
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his
new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop
in Jersey to say hello to this friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everyting was a perfecto except for da train
ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station.
My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basketa food. She
bringa da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were
lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket.
The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda
say, 'no eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.'
So me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car,
eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice a
vino!
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say,
'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go
to cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.
The conductore, he waga is finger again and say, 'No a
smokina in disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.'
"We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car
and a go to bed. We just about to go badaboom
badaboom and the conductore, he walka through da
hallway shouting at a top of his a voice.
Nofolka Virginia !
Nofolka Virginia !
"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus."