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I have a feeling I might have posted this one in the past but it's a good one so let's give it a second round (if i did).
A Catholic Priest was about to leave his missionin the jungles where he has spent years teaching the natives when herealizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speakEnglish, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
ThePriest pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and hepoints to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chieflooks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest really getting enthusiastic about the results when hehears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees acouple of natives in the midst of heavy s-xu-l activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and killsthem.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spentyears teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, sohow could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
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