You got that right Jim! At least someone is letting them know over there what the average person thinks of Obowma. Here's another one for you but with a topic change.
My First MammogramAftera lengthy battle with my nerves after hearing horror stories from myfriends, I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I had never had one,and at 35 everyone was saying I just had to do it, so I went.
Iwas met with, "Hi! I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiledfrom ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I needyou to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, thenslip on this gown. Everything clear?"
I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science."
Butbefore I could say a word, Belinda skipped away to prepare the torturechamber. With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally)to the left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and leanin a tad so we can get everything?"
"Fine,"I answered. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use theremaining circulation in my legs and neck and finish me off? My bodywas in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other boob wedgedbetween those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when we heard, thenfelt, a zap! -- complete darkness and the power went off!
"Oh, maintenance is working. Bet they hit a snag." Belinda headed for the door.
"Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise alone are you?" I shouted.
Belindakept going and said, "Oh, don't be silly," the perky bimbo practicallysang. "The door's wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights.I'll be right back."
BeforeI could shout "NOOOO!" she disappeared. And that's exactly how Bubbaand Earl, maintenance men extraordinaire, found me, half-naked and partof me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed betweenglass!
Afterexchanging polite "Hi, how's it going" type greetings, Bubba (orpossibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power wasoff.
Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calm as possible "Uh, yes, yes I did thanks."
"You bet, take care" Bubba replied and waved goodbye as though I'd been standing in the line at the grocery store.
Twohours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin and, making noattempt to suppress her amusement, she said, "Oh I am sooo sorry!" Thepower came back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I wentto lunch. Are we upset?"
And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up between the clamps....