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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 11/27/2009 12:26:33 AM
	Hi Friends, This is a cute joke that shows that "old timers" dealt with lightly. Shalom, Peter SMART ASS Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left." Seniors -- don't mess with them!
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 11/27/2009 12:36:27 AM
	Hello Friends, The following isn't really a joke but there is something amusing about it........and so true. Shalom, Peter Q: What's the real problem with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes..
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Jim 5805 11253 Holiday	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 11/27/2009 3:20:40 AM
	It's almost Friday and I decided to get a jump on ya ;-) The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. ******************** America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. ****************** Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. ****************** Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser ****************** Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ****************** If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America ! ****************** Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers**
	May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you, Jim Allen III Skype: JAllen3D Everything You Need For Online Success
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Mary Evelyn 23244 5352 Strawb...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 11/27/2009 3:36:43 AM
	Happy turkey day guys. Jim that is the perfect follow up to Peter's last post. :)

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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 11/27/2009 4:20:44 AM
	Ahhhh Jim, you best me to it. I just received it in my inbox. :) :) Shalom, Peter
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