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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/23/2010 1:40:00 PM
I wonder should we declare a crusade to punish this author who dares to sully the name of Jesus Christ?

Should we declare a "Fatwa" or "Jihad" against those that repeat this dastardly joke, that takes the name of our religious figure and Saviour in vain?


Should we declare war against all the non-believers and their kin?

Should we demand that our religious clerics be allowed to apply the "Rule of the Church" in our communities?

Should we thumb our noses at the "Rule of Law" that is the basis for our Republic to appease those offended by this joke?

Exactly which form of recourse should we use?

Just how should we address this atrocity?

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Hello Peter

I haven't been here for a while.

I feel I cannot, in good conscience, keep quiet about what is most
offensive, not just to me but to many at Adlandpro. I realize they
don't all come to this forum.

I can often see the humor in off-color jokes. I can even put up with
pictures like the advertisement over the tunnel.

But using my Lord's name in vain is just not acceptable. He died an
excrutiating death on the cross for me and for all in the world. And
all we can do is swear His name?

Even if one wants no part of it, shouldn't we at least respect Someone
who gave His life for us in such a manner when He didn't have to do so,
for the reason He gave whether we accept it or not? And shouldn't we
at least not curse His name? As one who loves and worships the Lord,
I would be wrong not to object.

I know you probably didn't make up the joke but if the offense cannot
removed, then perhaps it would be better not to post the joke at all
. It
was quite crude, anyway.


I am sorry to throw a damper on all your fun here but I was hoping you
might want to know how I (and some others) may feel about this.

I recognize that this is your forum and you can put on it whatever you
wish.

Ok, I've said what I said and that is the end of that.

Helen

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Hi All,

They keep on coming in so here are a few more.
Shalom,
Peter

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,
looks up and sees this HUGE Black guy
standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him
Looks down and says:
'7 feet, 350, 20 inch cock, 3 pound balls,
Turner Brown.

The little guy faints and falls to the floor.The
big guy kneels down and brings him to,
shaking him. The big guy says: 'What's wrong
with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says,'What
EXACTLY did you say to me?

The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look
and figured I'd just give you the answers to the
questions everyone always asks me.....

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a
20 inch dick, my testicles weigh 3 pounds
each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?! Sweet
Jesus, I thought you said,

'Turn around'.

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/23/2010 1:40:37 PM
Do you have a license for a motor cycle Jim?

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I added this to my "Bucket Wish List"
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Hi All,

I'm quite sure my good friend Helen will object to this one BUT it's way to cool not to share with you all.

Hey Jim, do you think think this can be considered a Harley art form? :)

Shalom,

Peter

It's a HARLEY.....
And people think cell phones are a distraction...

Just imagine the reaction when people see this bike
traveling down the road.

Also wonder how many times the Police will pull him over.






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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/23/2010 1:47:05 PM
I've never had to have a license to ride before but if it is required then yes, I will acquire the necessary licenses to ride such nice machine.
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Do you have a license for a motor cycle Jim?

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I added this to my "Bucket Wish List"
Quote:
Hi All,

I'm quite sure my good friend Helen will object to this one BUT it's way to cool not to share with you all.

Hey Jim, do you think think this can be considered a Harley art form? :)

Shalom,

Peter

It's a HARLEY.....
And people think cell phones are a distraction...

Just imagine the reaction when people see this bike
traveling down the road.

Also wonder how many times the Police will pull him over.






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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/23/2010 2:09:36 PM
Hi Helen & Jim,

I see another joke in this thread is creating waves. I'm a bit surprised since this is a thread specifically for humor and yes some of it's a bit off color but there are enough totally "clean" joke threads in adland and there is room for all forms of humor.

It's true that not all those that follow this thread post in it but there are many that view it and I'm assuming that even though some don't post they do enjoy the humor else why the views?

In regard to the joke you critiqued I didn't even notice the "Sweet Jesus" until you raised the issue. I've seen it used in one way or another and in many cases not for the purpose of prayer as a natural utterance in different "situations".

My intent in posting the different jokes is for my own enjoyment and to share with others even if they don't post in the thread. As I said this thread does have a respectable amount of views so many do enjoy them. It's never been my intention to insult the Christian faith.
One thing I must say in all honesty I will continue posting jokes I find amusing even if some are off color. Another thing is that my "suppliers" of many of the jokes (yes, the off color ones too) come from women friends who are devout Christians including the joke you found objectionable.

Shalom,

Peter
Quote:
I wonder should we declare a crusade to punish this author who dares to sully the name of Jesus Christ?

Should we declare a "Fatwa" or "Jihad" against those that repeat this dastardly joke, that takes the name of our religious figure and Saviour in vain?


Should we declare war against all the non-believers and their kin?

Should we demand that our religious clerics be allowed to apply the "Rule of the Church" in our communities?

Should we thumb our noses at the "Rule of Law" that is the basis for our Republic to appease those offended by this joke?

Exactly which form of recourse should we use?

Just how should we address this atrocity?

Quote:

Hello Peter

I haven't been here for a while.

I feel I cannot, in good conscience, keep quiet about what is most
offensive, not just to me but to many at Adlandpro. I realize they
don't all come to this forum.

I can often see the humor in off-color jokes. I can even put up with
pictures like the advertisement over the tunnel.

But using my Lord's name in vain is just not acceptable. He died an
excrutiating death on the cross for me and for all in the world. And
all we can do is swear His name?

Even if one wants no part of it, shouldn't we at least respect Someone
who gave His life for us in such a manner when He didn't have to do so,
for the reason He gave whether we accept it or not? And shouldn't we
at least not curse His name? As one who loves and worships the Lord,
I would be wrong not to object.

I know you probably didn't make up the joke but if the offense cannot
removed, then perhaps it would be better not to post the joke at all
. It
was quite crude, anyway.


I am sorry to throw a damper on all your fun here but I was hoping you
might want to know how I (and some others) may feel about this.

I recognize that this is your forum and you can put on it whatever you
wish.

Ok, I've said what I said and that is the end of that.

Helen

Quote:
Hi All,

They keep on coming in so here are a few more.
Shalom,
Peter

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,
looks up and sees this HUGE Black guy
standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him
Looks down and says:
'7 feet, 350, 20 inch cock, 3 pound balls,
Turner Brown.

The little guy faints and falls to the floor.The
big guy kneels down and brings him to,
shaking him. The big guy says: 'What's wrong
with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says,'What
EXACTLY did you say to me?

The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look
and figured I'd just give you the answers to the
questions everyone always asks me.....

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a
20 inch dick, my testicles weigh 3 pounds
each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?! Sweet
Jesus, I thought you said,

'Turn around'.
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/23/2010 2:31:04 PM
Happy Friday everyone. Due to time constraints I haven't had a lot of time lately to do any posting.
It always amazes me when I see someone taking a forum owner to task for the content of their forum in said forum. There is a very simple remedy. If the forum offends you then just unsubscribe from it so that you will get no more notifications for new posts. No one twists anyone's arm to make them read a particular forum. If I don't like someone's forum then I just ignore it and go to one I do enjoy.
This forum is one of the most popular here. When I checked just now, this particular forum has had 10,543 views and 853 posts in just over a year, so evidently a lot of people are reading and enjoying it. There are a LOT of hilarious jokes here and I am sure not all of them appeal to everyone. Just enjoy the ones that do and ignore the rest just I do.
What ever happened to contacting someone by PM here? This should have been addressed through the PM system instead of a public forum. This is one of my pet peeves right now. I see certain people who seem to have made a habit of posting anything and everything on peoples profiles, things that should have been sent through the PM system and what is so sad many of the new people think that because a message is posted on their profile that is the norm and so they start doing it too. I am sure you know who I am talking about. Sure does make getting through the post history a lot longer.
Everyone have an awesome weekend. :)
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