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Hi Peter,

Now that last was just plum Cute! I don't care what anybody says.

Let me warn you all, this next joke has a Religious Bent to it, but I still couldn't resist, since I knew that Peter would appreciate it especially, so get ready....

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One Smart Rabbi

At a round-table discussion, various religious leaders tried to answer the question "When does life begin?"

"At conception," said the Catholic priest.

"No, no," said the Presbyterian minister. "it begins at birth."

"It's in between," said the Baptist. "Life begins at 12 weeks when the fetus develops a functional heartbeat."

"I disagree with all of you," said the Rabbi. "Life begins when your last child leaves home and takes the dog with him."

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Have A Happy Weekend & Keep Smiling Cause Life's Way Too Doggoned Short Not Too!

Phil

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Hello All,

After a recent critique about one of the jokes posted in this thread I was reluctant to post this one, BUT it's way to funny not to post.

Shalom,

Peter

AND THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE SOUTH !!!!!

Atlanta Airport You gotta’ love this one even if you’ve never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L.. -Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !"

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us

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Hi All,

This is to prove I'm not biased and/or a chauvinist. :)

Shalom,

Peter

WOMAN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their ass is too fat............
10% of women think their ass is too skinny.........

The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

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You've been talking to Pam haven't you?

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Hi All,

This is to prove I'm not biased and/or a chauvinist. :)

Shalom,

Peter

WOMAN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their ass is too fat............
10% of women think their ass is too skinny.........

The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.