Nope, but there ARE definite triggers - (in no particular order)
1) the sun being over the yardarm ( I am not a sailor - so this is my catch-all phrase!)
2) The cat rolling over in the sunshine.
3) The open fire going.
4) Lunch in the offing.
5) The computer p---ing me off!
6) Finishing a long job.
7) Looking across to the hills in the evening, and watching the cows marching home.
8) Hearing German EU officials telling locals to tear out 10% of their vines.
9) Listening to politicians talk - and think they are making sense.
10) Just thinking 'you're a long time dead, Norm - enjoy life while you can'
I am sure there are more - but these will do.
Cheers (hic?)
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