Hi Phil
So cute. I feel the love of both. I went to see the DR for my post oper today. they found something wrong with my heart so now I have to have a nuclear stress test first, them I don't know what is going on.still need the two knee replacement only one at a time.lol
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Hi Karen,

As I said before, I have to apologize for not being on here more, but things have been going crazy here at home. Please let me know what you find out and as I said, you're always in my prayers.

Here's a little something I just received from our good Friend Myrna and I thought that it seemed appropriate and was too good not share with everyone...

New Alphabet :

A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now The

Alphabet:

A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

*I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,* *and I'm
keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!*

HAVE A GREAT DAY & KEEP SMILING !

PHIL

That Is so right lol. Sounds Like me!

Hi Karen,

Glad you liked it. I'm afraid I'm at that age where I can truly relate to this as well. However, we must always remember. as the Bible says...

"A cheerful heart is good medicine..." Proverbs 17:22

That's why we always need to smile, on the outside as well as the inside.

Here's a few that we might call The Sunday Funnies...

Blonde in Heaven

A dumb blonde died and went to heaven. When she got to the
Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get
to come into heaven, you have to pass a test."

"OH, NO!" exclaimed the blonde.

But Saint Peter said not to worry, because he would make it
an easy test. "Who was God's son?" asked Saint Peter.

The dumb blonde thought for a few minutes and replied,
"Andy."

"Andy? That's interesting. What made you say that?" inquired
Saint Peter.

Then the blonde started to sing, "Andy walks with me. Andy
talks with me. Andy tells me..."

__________

And Also with You

In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting.
The officiating clergyman says, "The Lord be with you." The
congregation used to respond by saying, "And with thy
spirit."

But, with the modernizing of the liturgy, the minister now
says, "The Lord be with you," and everyone responds with,
"And also with you."

One Sunday a visiting bishop went to a church where the
sound system was known to be old and unreliable. As he
approached the microphone, he tapped it several times and
finally said, "There's something wrong with this!"

Without hesitation, the whole congregation answered
faithfully, "And also with you."

__________

100 Camels

As U.S. tourists in Israel, Morris and his wife Ruth were
sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for
fellow tourists.

An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an
impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where
they were from.

"America," Morris replied.

Looking at Ruth's dark hair and olive skin, the Arab
responded, "She's not from the States."

"Yes I am," said the wife.

He looked at her and asked, "Is he your husband?"

"Yes," she replied.

Turning to the husband, the Arab said, "I'll give you 100
camels for her."

Morris looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally
he replied, "She's not for sale."

After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked,
"Morris, what took you so long to answer?

Morris replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100
camels back home."

__________

Arthritis

A man who reeked of alcohol flopped on a subway seat next to
a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered
with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of rum was
sticking out of his ripped jacket pocket. He opened his
newspaper and started reading. After a few minutes, the
disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father,
do you know what causes arthritis?"

The priest, disgusted by the man's appearance and behavior,
snapped, "It's caused by loose living; being with cheap,
wicked women; drinking too much alcohol; and having a
contempt for your fellow man!"

"Well, I'll be," the man muttered and returned to his
newspaper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man
and apologized. "I'm sorry to have come on so strong - I
didn't mean it. How long have you been suffering from
arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the
Pope does."

__________

Bless You & Have A Great Week,

Phil

Thank you Phil!! Stopped by here first just to get a laugh or two.

Sara