Thanks Karen, here's another...

Ed and Dorothy met while both were on vacation. Ed fell completely head over heels in love with her.

After a couple of weeks, during which Ed took Dorothy out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it was true love.

And so, on the last night of both their vacations, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," said Ed to his new-found lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"

Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Since we're being so honest with each other, here goes ... you need to know that I'm a hooker."

"I see," Ed replied. "That is a problem, for sure." For a few awkward moments he stared down at the table, deep in thought.

Then, suddenly he looked up, and very seriously said, "You know, Dorothy, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off..."