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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
6/25/2010 7:46:42 PM

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical
examination, the doctor said,

"You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you
still have intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said..

She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:

"Henry, do we still have intercourse?" And there was a hush
.


You could hear
a pin drop.

Henry answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Irma, I told


you a hundred times...What we have is....














Blue Cross!"




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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
6/29/2010 11:33:49 PM
OH NO I ATE THE WHOLE THING HOT! HOT! HOT!
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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
6/30/2010 2:42:28 AM

Karen, you have some real funnies here!! Just been reading some of the latest ones. Looks like you have a new contributor also. So I am on my way to make a new friend.

Keep it going girl you are doing great!

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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
7/1/2010 4:17:44 PM
From Art

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry,
he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.


Ever wonder why?












It's because she smells like a new golf bag





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RE: Funnist Fourm Ever by karen gigikos
7/2/2010 7:50:05 PM
cid:45EB50C823214E71B149DCC42199AD51@DB6S6W81
THREE LITTLE BOYS
The boys were concerned because
they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had
not been baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.

cid:6FDEC4B38D6D4C4D829119323C3D7911@DB6S6W81

So they went to the nearest church.
But,
only the janitor was there.

cid:3FA2DE43E0C04197A4DAB32B45666E97@DB6S6W81
One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no
one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"

cid:2E2793F9452E46F7802F5FD61236DEB3@DB6S6W81
"Sure," said the janitor.

cid:83907AA0D16743BC9D2DD8F27871893A@DB6S6W81
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little
heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.
Then he said, "You are now baptized!"

cid:D450765E3B534FA7AB44BB314D84C08B@DB6S6W81
When they got outside, one of them asked,

"'What religion do you think we are?"

cid:40EE95EBA11345CE93B9610A41A78F18@DB6S6W81

The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick,

because they pour the water on you."

"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."


"We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you."


cid:66306DFE35BD40D2BE9BDC778459D63A@DB6S6W81

The littlest one said,
"Didn't you smell that water?"
They all joined in asking,
"Yeah! What do you think that means?"

cid:5E28AEF48C6D430A95C41CE194DDE306@DB6S6W81
"I think it means we're Pisskopailians"!!
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