Hi Peter, I do get a kick out of Little Johnny. He reminds me of myself in my younger years. 
LITTLE DRIP Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"
Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"__________LITTLE JOHNNY: A DAY AT THE ZOO Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great," Little Johnny replied.
"Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother.
"Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"__________LITTLE JOHNNY: A DROP IN THE BUCKET One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water
hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been
there for years, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as
I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"__________LITTLE JOHNNY CAN'T COUNT "If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?"
"One dollar." answered little Johnny
"You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.
Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."__________LITTLE JOHNNY: AXE AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe?__________LITTLE JOHNNY: TEACHER, I SWEATS A LOTAs the teacher was walking down the row, she glanced down below Little Johnny's seat and noticed a wet spot.
When she asked him about it, Little Johnny simply shrugged his shoulders and said, "Teacher, I sweats a lot.".
So the Teacher went on with her class.
A little while later Little Sally, who sat beside of Little Johnny raised her hand excitedly.
"What is it Sally?", asked the Teacher.
"Teacher", Sally said, "you're not going to believe this, but Little Johnny's got his sweater out again.
Have A Happy Day,Phil
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