Hi Peter & Friends, Here's a few more I found laying around. Of course this is about Liberal Democrats - maybe it should be "Lying" around. Anyway here we go... Ali used the rope-a-dope, Obama is using the hope-a-dope.
Obama was really disappointed with Men Who Stare at Goats. Being a Muslim, he thought there would be romance.
"The dog ate my birth certificate."
– Barack Hussein Obama
Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
Japanese scientists have invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast it can actually photograph Obama with his mouth shut.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of the hall screaming anti-American slogans and making hateful racist remarks. They turned the house lights up and it was Reverend Wright.
For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and yelled, "Can I get an amen"?
They're Not Illegal Aliens; They're Undocumented Democrats Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots. Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish. Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
The shark circled Rahm Emanuel. His grey eyes were cold and predatory. So were the shark's.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
Obama has invited Oprah to play basketball with him at White House. It's his way of getting some skin in the game.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
O'Bammy Cash 
Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They all made careers pretending to be black men.
Obama has ordered GM to come out with a new model called the Pelosi. It's a convertible, but no one wants to see it with the top down.
Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
On Halloween you put on a false face and trick people. This year Barack Obama is going as – Barack Obama.
Barack Obama: He has what it takes to take what you've got!
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? ... America!
Someone recently wrote, "A joke about Obama on the Letterman show is as likely as a joke about Mohammed in a mosque."
Q: What's brown and in your pocket?
A: Obama's hand.
Obama's campaign slogan "Yes we can" has become "Yes you will."
If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!____________________ Have A Terrific Week, Phil
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