Hi Friends,

Robert that was a good one. Talk about a woman's revenge. :)

Helen, I haven't seen The Readers Digest for many years. I didn't think it still was being published.

I got this from a Catholic friend and she thought I'd find it amusing. **** cute. You can't beat those kids for the best jokes around. In my opinion the last one was the best.

Shalom,

Peter

That was hilarious. I hadn't seen some of them before.

Helen

By the way, Peter. The Reader's Digest is still around. Now you can read some of it online. That's where I found "As Kids See It".

Helen

Hello Peter,

Joking about the Catholic faith, Hmmm wonder if jokes about other religions are as successful.

Let’s try.

This guy always known for thrashing and insulting all Jews was questioned about his miserable attitude by a rare friend of his.

“Why I always sense trouble when they are around? Easy; Every time a Jew is around there’s trouble, Spain during the inquisition, Banks going bust, not to mention the wars of the 20th century.”

“That has nothing to do with your needing to portray such empathy towards them.” retorqued his friend.

“It sure has and what about the Titanic?”

“The Titanic??? What has that got to do with the Jewish people?”

“Simple, isn't Iceberg a Jewish name?”

Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LA airport.

The first lady was an arrogant California woman married

to a wealthy man.

The second was a well mannered elderly woman from

the South. When the conversation centered on whether

they had any children, the California woman started by

saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South

commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was

born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..

Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman continued boasting,"Then, when

my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet. Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did

your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the

Southern lady. "Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh,

my God! What on earth for?" The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a sh*t?" I

learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious"...