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Tic Tac Toe

Bet you can't beat it....

YOU GOTTA TRY THIS AT LEAST ONCE!!!!

Click HERE

http://stuff.pyzam.com/toys/tictacscare.swf

Hey Evelyn,

That was cool. Thanks for sharing it with us.

Shalom,

Peter

WIFE FROM HELL


A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radardetector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

(I love this part)

'Only when he's been drinking.!!'

I found these at Reader's Digest.....

While visiting Montreal, we toured the
famous Notre Dame Basilica.

In front of a confessional, my six-year-old
son, David, asked, “Mommy, what's that for?”

I explained that the priest sat on one side
and David could sit on the other side and
tell the priest any bad things he had done.

My lovable but busy boy looked up at me,
wide-eyed, and said, “I would tell him a lot!”

--Karen Falcetta (from As Kids See It, 2002)

While watching bungee jumping on television, my four-year-old son asked, “Mom, would I have to be an adult
to bungee jump?”

“Yes,” I answered, “you would have to be an adult
before you even thought about doing something like
that.”

Without hesitation, he added, “And you would have
to be dead, right, Mom?”

--Dawn Young (from As Kids See It, 2002)