A little financial humor...........
I've heard that the economy is soooo bad that::::
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
One of the most highly-paid jobs is now jury duty.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
When word went out that Congress was looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal, some of us thought, "Great! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear!"
(Author Unknown)
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