A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless
with straps.. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in
front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on
the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he
grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink
dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was
funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow
some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.
She played along and the gorilla got even more excited,
making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her
straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did.... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars
down.
"Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress
at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy
and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the
door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and
slammed the cage door shut.
"Now, tell him you have a headache."
:)
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