Hi All,
Got this one yesterday and thought it was hilarious. You can't beat the life long experience seniors have. :)
Shalom,
Peter
YOU GOTTA LOVE OLD PEOPLE........
A jet is making its final approach to St. John's Airport . .
The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain.
We're on our final descent into St. John's Newfoundland.
I want to thank you all for flying with us today and hope
you enjoy your stay on the "ROCK"
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole
plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.
The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So, Skip,
whatcha got planned while we're on the Rock?'
'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the
hotel, take a big crap..... then I'm gonna take that new
stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner... I'm gonna
wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give
her a ride on the baloney pony all night long.'
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this
and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle,
trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the
pilot's talking about.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very
back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts
running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag
and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear.............
He's gotta land the plane and take a sh*it first.