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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/22/2012 2:40:19 PM

Happy Sunday Peter and Jim. Guys you know what they say, you can't fix stupid, stupid is forever. :) Have a wonderful day.

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Sad isn't it? That we actually have people here ignorant enought to write such a letter. It obvious they have no clue about our current imposter and chief, never checked a single resource or statement on their own. All they know is they get government handouts and feel justified in taking them their entire life. Don't maggots live off the host that way too?

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Hi All,

I saw this in a thread belonging to one of our progressive liberal friends here in adland and it struck me how differently conservatives and progressive liberals see things. It's a totally different mindset.

I tought the bellow "letter" was hilarious when you consider that the fraud and great pretender B Hussein had a protected childhood with his step father and then with his grandparents. He was never a wellfare child but he was raised in 2 different Muslim households and then with his grandparents in a Socialist/Marxist home and with his mother when she was around.

No surprise when you see his Muslim and Marxist agenda's that are raping the United States.

Welfare and food-stamps are good to have around for the needy but unfortunately for many it becomes a way of life. A few days ago I was listening to an interview and one of the participants said that when he was a child his mother constantly complained about their hard life. The son asked his mother why don't you get a job and her reply was if I do I'll lose my welfare check and food stamps. He decided then and there as a kid that it would never happen to him and it didn't. That's the danger of a welfare state.

In regard to the below letter. It's so full of holes that it doesn't even pay to tear it apart but try explaining that to a progressive liberal democrat. :) "Now take that" whoever wrote this hilarious letter.

Shalom,

Peter

Dear Newt:

I just wanted you to know that my father abandoned my mom and I. My mom had to go on food stamps to feed me. I was very happy to have food to eat. My mom was happy too. I'm so grateful there was a program out there to help feed us. America is a great country. Thank you America for being there when we needed you most. We are so grateful!

You see Newt....we the people can turn this whole thing around on you. Just imagine that once upon a time a little boy named Barack Obama lived off of food stamps, made a better life for himself, by educating himself, getting married, having children, and then became the "President of the United States of America."

I guess food stamps aren't all that bad after all......now take that Newt.


Sincerely,

President Barack Obama

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/22/2012 6:33:35 PM

Hello Peter & Friends,

Here's one that I thought you all might like.

Five Husbands and Still a Virgin

A Politician married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Honey, please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married five times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #3 was in marketing: and although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #4 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #5 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... Oh my! You know, I really miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm finally excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a Politician, so this time I know I'm really gonna get screwed!"

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Have A Happy Week My Friends,

Phil

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/22/2012 7:32:42 PM
Hi Phil,

It's so good to see you here my good friend. It's been way to long since you last visited.

Thanks for the chuckle and she was so right. Those politicians sure succeeded in making a name for themselves didn't they?

Loved the graphic. :)

Shalom,

Peter

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Hello Peter & Friends,

Here's one that I thought you all might like.

Five Husbands and Still a Virgin

A Politician married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Honey, please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married five times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #3 was in marketing: and although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #4 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #5 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... Oh my! You know, I really miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm finally excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a Politician, so this time I know I'm really gonna get screwed!"

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Have A Happy Week My Friends,

Phil

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/23/2012 8:29:22 PM
Hi All,

Here's PJTV's Scot Ott with a preview of B Hussein's State of the Union address. :)

Shalom,

Peter


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBpc0OJkCq0&feature=player_embedded


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/23/2012 8:29:50 PM
Hey Peter, Happy New year to you and friends.
Thought I should stop by to have some laughs for 2012.

Peace & Blessings
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