Quote:
Here's to the ladies...... REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fisheries and Gaming, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually in late November.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be female!
We should've known…...
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!
Now you have to wonder why the charade all these years. don't you? I bet it was a result of some groups way of making a statement. Did these female reinderr prefer to be recognized as males?
|