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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/18/2009 12:38:26 PM
Hey Robert,

That's verrrry good. You changing professions to joke writer? :)

Shalom,

Peter
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/18/2009 2:44:02 PM
Here's to the ladies......

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fisheries and Gaming, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually in late November.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring
.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer
, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be female!

We should've known
…...

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.


A MERRY
CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!

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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/18/2009 3:00:37 PM
Quote:
Here's to the ladies......

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fisheries and Gaming, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually in late November.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring
.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer
, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be female!

We should've known
…...

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.


A MERRY
CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!



Hey Evelyn,

Granted only a woman would be able to carry a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world. BUT, not get lost???? You gotta be kidding.

Shalom,

Peter
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/18/2009 3:05:06 PM

Granted only a woman would be able to carry a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world. BUT, not get lost???? You gotta be kidding.

Well now everyone knows that men are notorious for not asking for directions when they get lost but we women will never hesitate to do so IF we did get lost. :)

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/18/2009 3:33:07 PM
Quote:

Granted only a woman would be able to carry a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world. BUT, not get lost???? You gotta be kidding.

Well now everyone knows that men are notorious for not asking for directions when they get lost but we women will never hesitate to do so IF we did get lost. :)



Hmmmmm, Notorious and I always thought that was a good thing. :)

IF??? IF??? I guess you're joining Robert in the joke writing trade. IF........that's a good one. Keep em coming Evelyn. Love it.

AND, WHEN you get lost you're asking directions at every street corner. 10 minute trip and you get there 5 hours later. :) BUT, you meet loads of nice people asking for directions. :) :)

Shalom,

Peter
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