Hi Gaby, Evelyn, Jim and All,

Thanks for the chuckles. I gotta admit my grandchildren are a pleasure to go out with and I haven't experienced what that poor guy did ..... yet. But I've seen Grandparents and parents at their wits end with some kids and I sure feel for them. I thought the women at the ATM is hilarious and this doesn't only happen at drive through ATM's. It's applicable at any drive through.

Jim in addition to BULL you can also yell YOU LIE!!!!! :)

Shalom,

Peter

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Hello Friends,

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
>
> A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
>
> 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines
> enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
>
> Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
> outlined below when accessing their accounts.
>
> After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been
> developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
>
> *******************************
> MALE PROCEDURE:

> 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
> 2. Put down your car window.
> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
> 6. Put window up.
> 7. Drive off.
>
> *******************************
>
> FEMALE PROCEDURE:

> (What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!)
>
> 1. Drive up to cash machine.
> 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
> machine.
> 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
> card.
> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
> distance from the car.
> 8. Insert card.
> 9. Re-insert card the right way.
> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
> inside back page.
> 11. Enter PIN.
> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
> 13. Enter amount of cash required.
> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
> 16.. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
> 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
> check book.
> 18. Re-check makeup.
> 19. Drive forward 2 feet.
> 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
> 21. Retrieve card.
> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
> provided!
> 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
> 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
> 25. Re-dial person on cell phone.
> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
> 27. Release Parking Brake.
>
> SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle
> it.... A lady sent it to me. She was laughing, too.

Hi All,

Here's the second edition of NewsBustted for the week. In today's show you'll find out why the OWS protesters have scheduled events until 2025, B Hussein and his goon squad's reaction to Newt's rise in the GOP's nomination for president polls and much more.

Shalom,

Peter

Topics in today's show:

--According to the OWS website, the demonstrators have scheduled events in New York until October 2025

--Polls now have Newt Gingrich near the top of the field for the GOP nomination

--A man in New York won a bet with his wife by losing nearly 200 pounds

--A new poll finds that in America, conservatives outnumber liberals 2-to-1

--Scientists in Japan have invented a motorcycle that is powered by a toilet

--Radio host Stephanie Miller called the recent vandalism of a Ronald Reagan statue one of America's funniest liberal pranks

--Illegal aliens in Florida are suing over not being offered in-state tuition rates

--An elderly woman in Missouri was left in a chair for so long that her skin fused with the vinyl recliner she was sitting in

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AEWZr6Ab2w&feature=player_embedded

Here is Ray Stevens latest catchy song and video.


Amanda

Hi Amanda,

As usual Ray Stevens hit the nail on the head. He's always good for an eyeopener through his music.

Shalom,

Peter

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Here is Ray Stevens latest catchy song and video.


Amanda

Hi All,

I had a good chuckle when I saw the below graphic cos in a way it reminded me of a purple tricycle one of my best friends is the proud owner of. I can picture this friend scooting around the neighborhood and you gotta admit it's a funny imaginary thought. Now this graphic is the next step for my friend.

Below the graphic is a public safety notice and a warning what they shouldn't use in their drinks when driving around the country with the new Senior Travel mobile home and speedy "roadster". :)

Shalom,

Peter