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Amanda, you give too much credit to them by implying this was the first time they have been exposed to the "Pledge of Allegiance" You must remember that zerObama, was educated in some of the so called best schools in the country. Mostly due to affirmative action, IMHO. But I am sure Barry Soetero has heard the Pledge a time or two and we know Michelle came up in the Chi-Town area so she must of have heard it too. Especially in elementary school.

Personally I believe this was the President and First Lady's personal form of rebellion against the they country and our long history. For some reaso the fact that a child of a single mother could grow up to lead this country someday means absolutely nothing ti this man. Mainly because his ascension was somehow ordained, because of whom his father was, a very radical anti-imperialist with a grudge, backed by some very evil people. IMHO

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How many words is one picture worth???

Their heart is on the right side. Hope your'es isn't.

Mr. and Mrs. Clueless

Got to be the dumbest fools to ever hold the office of President, anywhere.

How embarrassing to have this as our President and first lady.

When you've never done the pledge of allegiance, you don't know what to do!

At first I thought the picture was reversed, but the wedding rings indicate that it'sright.

(Unless they have them on the wrong hands too....

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Hello Jim,

Sorry, I did not change any wording from this email I received and left it as it was...

I agree with your comments, that Mr and Mrs Obama deliberately used the wrong hand in Defiance and rebellious action and pre-arranged.

Look at their facial expressions which speak volumes.

Amanda

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Amanda, you give too much credit to them by implying this was the first time they have been exposed to the "Pledge of Allegiance" You must remember that zerObama, was educated in some of the so called best schools in the country. Mostly due to affirmative action, IMHO. But I am sure Barry Soetero has heard the Pledge a time or two and we know Michelle came up in the Chi-Town area so she must of have heard it too. Especially in elementary school.

Personally I believe this was the President and First Lady's personal form of rebellion against the they country and our long history. For some reaso the fact that a child of a single mother could grow up to lead this country someday means absolutely nothing ti this man. Mainly because his ascension was somehow ordained, because of whom his father was, a very radical anti-imperialist with a grudge, backed by some very evil people. IMHO

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How many words is one picture worth???

Their heart is on the right side. Hope your'es isn't.

Mr. and Mrs. Clueless

Got to be the dumbest fools to ever hold the office of President, anywhere.

How embarrassing to have this as our President and first lady.

When you've never done the pledge of allegiance, you don't know what to do!

At first I thought the picture was reversed, but the wedding rings indicate that it'sright.

(Unless they have them on the wrong hands too....

Hi friends, I saw this video yesterday and it absolutely cracked me up. This is a true story and I hope you find it as hilarious as I did. :)

A couple from northwestern Oregon who are Internet newbies have found themselves the unwitting subjects of an instant viral video, thanks to a little help from a grandkid.
Bruce Huffman, 86, and his wife, Esther, 79, of the Hillside Retirement Community in McMinnville, recently purchased their first laptop computer –- an aqua colored beauty with a built-in webcam.
Late last month, the couple sat down together and tried to figure out how to make a video with the webcam, something a granddaughter had painstakingly attempted to teach Esther a few days beforehand.
"I was trying to figure out how to do the videos and didn't know the thing was actually running," Esther told The Huffington Post. "All the while, Bruce was kind of amusing himself because he was bored. He was being quite an actor."
The nearly three minute video captures Bruce making funny faces, singing, burping and at one point, during a moment of levity, he got a little flirtatious with his wife. "See how pretty your hair is?" he said. "Just drop your dress a little bit and see your boobies."
Esther, focused on the task at hand, shot down the request. "Come on stop it. No, no, no," she laughed.
When the couple's granddaughter later saw the video, she titled it "Web Cam 101 for Seniors" and uploaded it on YouTube.
"I did not know anything about YouTube, but apparently, it is spreading like wildfire," Esther said.
While the accidental celebrities are surprised by the amount of attention the video is garnering, they said they are happy that people are enjoying it.
"We certainly didn't plan it, but there is so much bad news out there. We are glad we could put something fun out there. We like to have a good time and if it makes people laugh, that's ok," Esther said.
There is, however, one thing she would change going back.
"I wouldn't have looked that way," she said. "I guess I have to quit chewing gum. I look like a cow chewing gum so quickly."
While their candid video is endearing the modest couple to the World Wide Web, they have no immediate plans of making another video.
"We're still trying to figure out how to work it," Bruce said. "But we're having fun trying."
CORRECTION: An earlier version of this story erroneously located McMinnville in northeastern, rather than northwestern, Oregon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcN08Tg3PWw&feature=player_embedded

Hi friends, here is one I just got and it very well may be a repeat, if so I apologize in advance. It's still hilarious though, regardless. :)

The Old Coot

An old prospector named Ralph, shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.
Old Ralph headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.

He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"

Ralph looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to.."

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector Ralph- not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

Old Ralph turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers.

The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped laughing immediately.

The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening.

The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.

The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in Old Ralph's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir...... but... I've always wanted to."

There are a few lessons for us all here:

Never be arrogant.

Don't waste ammunition.

Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.

Always, always make sure you know who has the power.

Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.