Hi Peter and friends. Peter it's great to see Jodi back from vacation and doing her NewsBusted videos. As you know they are one of my favorites. Here are a few "blonde" jokes I found in my cache. Enjoy. :)

There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it's alright, we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but it's alright we have two more but it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says, "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

- What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
- Gifted!!

Here's one for all you animal lovers. :)

A guy and his dog were watching a movie and the dog went through all the emotions of the different aspects of the movie. A good part comes on and the dog applauds with his paws. A sad part comes on and the dog cries, whines and tears roll out of his eyes. A funny part comes on and the dog pants loudly and grins. A lady sitting behind the man and dog was watching all of the dog's antics. When the movie was over and the man and dog got up to leave the lady said, "What an amazing dog. I just do not understand." The man replied, "I don't understand him either lady. He hated the book."

:)

Quote:

How many words is one picture worth???

Their heart is on the right side. Hope your'es isn't.

Mr. and Mrs. Clueless

Got to be the dumbest fools to ever hold the office of President, anywhere.

How embarrassing to have this as our President and first lady.

When you've never done the pledge of allegiance, you don't know what to do!

At first I thought the picture was reversed, but the wedding rings indicate that it'sright.

(Unless they have them on the wrong hands too....