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Hi AnaMaria,

That was very cute. I think you'll appreciate the next one. I got it in the mail from a very good friend and thought even if it isn't politically correct it's to good not to share. Oh, and who cares about PC in any case. :)

Shalom,

Peter

Old Pilots

You think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to heck!

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

Hereplied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs,Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Koreanconflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so Iguess I am a pilot.'

Shesaid, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When Ishower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about nakedwomen. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian. '

Then all men are lesbians. If a=b and if c=b, then a must = b

Sounds like, not only my democrat for life family, are waking up to Obamanation these days. People that once called me a racist and un-American are now whining about their choice and starting to work to unseat this pariah and his crony congress.

No one is apologizing, though they are realizing they made a big mistake.

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Here's another one for you all. :)

Shalom,

Peter

FREE KITTENS

Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to
give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE
KITTENS' next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a
motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out
from the biggest car. It's President Obama.
'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.
'Kittens' Little Mary Pat says. 'They're so small; their eyes are not
even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked. 'Democrats' says Little Mary
Pat.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a
good photo opportunity, President Obama called his Press Manager and
told him about the little girl and the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media
there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner with her
box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of
black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS,
BET and CNN but no FOX for some reason.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then, President Obama got out of
his limo and walked up to Little Mary Pat.
'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all these
nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
'Yes sir,' Mary Pat said, 'They are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'

Taken by surprise, President Obama said, 'But yesterday, you told me
that they were DEMOCRATS.'

Little Mary Pat says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes
open.'