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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/10/2009 10:35:46 PM
Here's another one for you all. :)

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Peter

FREE KITTENS

Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to
give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE
KITTENS' next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a
motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out
from the biggest car. It's President Obama.
'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.
'Kittens' Little Mary Pat says. 'They're so small; their eyes are not
even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked. 'Democrats' says Little Mary
Pat.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a
good photo opportunity, President Obama called his Press Manager and
told him about the little girl and the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media
there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner with her
box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of
black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS,
BET and CNN but no FOX for some reason.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then, President Obama got out of
his limo and walked up to Little Mary Pat.
'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all these
nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
'Yes sir,' Mary Pat said, 'They are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'

Taken by surprise, President Obama said, 'But yesterday, you told me
that they were DEMOCRATS.'

Little Mary Pat says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes
open.'


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/10/2009 10:38:24 PM
It seems I'm on a roll today. Political Correctness is trashed for good.

Shalom,

Peter

The Female Genie...

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.”

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good.


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/11/2009 4:04:02 AM
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It seems I'm on a roll today. Political Correctness is trashed for good.

Shalom,

Peter

The Female Genie...

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.”

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good.




Hi Peter

That reminds me of the T-shirt I purchased the other day with "I choked Linda Lovelace" printed on it. My wife won't let me wear it!

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/11/2009 5:02:06 AM
Hmmmmm John, Is this what you're talking about? :)



Shalom,

Peter
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09
12/11/2009 5:27:57 AM
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Hmmmmm John, Is this what you're talking about? :)



Shalom,

Peter


Yeah, that's it!
He must be the original bloke from that saying:
Big man, big d...
Little man, all d...

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