Helen, kids do say the darnest things. We never know what is going through their little minds or what they are going to say next.

This one is my favorite:

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." - Mike, age 10

Smart kid. He really pegged it.

One of my email buddies sent me this.........

How do these people survive?

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have
an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.

'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.

'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

'That's right.'

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.


TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady
behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those
'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things
so they wouldn't get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking
it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'

I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'

She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.

She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she
said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card
number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy'.

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need
some help?' I asked.

She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door
unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant
convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'

'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you
drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself!!!


FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift.

One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out
of typing paper. What do I do?'

'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the
intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier
and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take
her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells
her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says,
'I just gave him some ant killer......'

Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'

End of stories

My email buddy asked, "I wonder, do these people vote?"

I emailed her back, "Yes, they voted for Obama."

Helen

Real Politics

Two political candidates were having a hot debate.

Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"

And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"

... I couldn't help posting it here as its soooooo true, even if the last reply is not always about WIFE in the usual sense :-D

Have a nice day.
With friendship,
Anamaria

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