Wow, I made it. I have a Chuckle for Friday Chuckle ....on Friday!

Here it is....

An Italian and his trees

"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

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"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.
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"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make a nine," says the Italian.

Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,

everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.

We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,

dat Obama gunna brang us our checks.

All of da family, was layin' on da flo', my sister wif

her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho.

Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all when I

heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law".

I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could

see, I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrant fo' me.

But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!"

Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass

rats.

Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,but it

looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.

Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,and

whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who, On

Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.

Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,I

knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet?

Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock

on my do',an I sez to myself, "Son o' b*itch..he don

did dis befo!"

He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?

Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck.

But he left me no presents, just started stealin my s*hit.

He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.

Den, wif my s*hit in his bag, out da windo' he flew, I sho'

woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!

He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch, and

waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofab*itch.

So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,'cause a

black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a s*hit!

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”