Thanks for those "Assicons" peter,
Nothing like staying ahead of times and fassion in this social network.
I'll get them integrated into my keyboard
Much appreciated (_E=mc²_) lol.
Robert.

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Hi All,

I just found this in my email inbox and had to share it with y'all. It's hilarious. :)

Shalom,

Peter

EMOONING

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown.. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) an ass hole {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

Hi All,

Here's the brilliant Latmah team's take on the Obama administration's not having a clue. The Obama advisor John Zelokoreli (in hebrew זה לא קורא לי which means "this is not happening to me") is a pot head and clueless as is the administration and the fool at its head; B Hussein. Enjoy.

Shalom,

Peter

Hi All,

Hi All,

Super Bowl Story. Priorities count.



A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As she sat down, a man came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her. "No," she said, "the seat is empty."


"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for
the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"


Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to
come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not
been to together since we got married in 1967."


"Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend
or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The woman shakes her head, "No, they're all at the funeral."