The lizard noticed the ape in the tree rolling his own, so he called him “what are you doing?”
“Just keeping happy o’l boy and getting ready for a triple sunset in a couple of hours.” came the answer from above.
“Triple sunset? What da heck are you talking about?”
“Simple” replied the ape, “here, I have some to spare, catch!”
So the lizard lit-up and after a couple of puffs, needed a quick drink.
“I’m off to the river for a drink, back in a minute.” and waddled off vaguely on track to the river.
“Huh! Two puffs and can’t even walk normal on the ground!” thought the monkey.
A huge crocodile baking on the riverbank spotted the lizard approaching the river sideways and was not surprised but somewhat amused to see the undignified bugger fall into the water.
He approached the little fella and asked “What’s up with you?” “Darned dangerous way to go about these forests in your state, been watching you.”
“Huh! I was ok just before the ape gave me that fag… promise.”
“Fag?.....ape?..... What are you talking about?” asked the croc.
“Yea, there hugging the treetop, he’s waiting for some triple sunset or something in those lines.”
“Look, you wait quietly on the bank; I’ll go and see what’s going on, for this makes no sense.”
The croc approached the tree and sure enough there was an ape in the middle of some micro-weather system only barely holding on to his precarious platform for having caught a toe between two branches.
‘YOU THERE!” called the croc.
“Jeeee F… what da … Hey! How many gallons have you just drunk?”