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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/1/2011 5:38:22 PM
Hi All,
Sorry for not posting the past few days but I had some offline obligations that couldn't be put off.
Loved all your contributions and welcome again Len, good to see you back.
Gaby that video was hilarious it was the first thing I saw with my coffee this morning before going out.
Here's one I believe you'll all get a kick out of.
Shalom,
Peter

Harassing Parrot

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ''Hey, lady! You're
really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.

The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. "Hey,
lady!" it said.

"Yes?"

"You know."
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/1/2011 5:49:02 PM
Hi All,
This one's absolutely hilarious. :)
Shalom,
Peter

Nursing Home...

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?'
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?'
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him.
Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know-What' in his hand.
'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again!'
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/1/2011 6:03:03 PM
Hi All,
Kids ask questions and sometimes the answers can be quite revealing. :)
Shalom,
Peter

Condoms For Every Man A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," The dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/1/2011 7:27:51 PM
Hi All,

This graphic is sadly true and funny at the same time.

Shalom,

Peter

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
2/1/2011 8:33:10 PM
Hello Peter, and the many other serious story haters, lol

This is not a joke; it’s just something quite amazing. Seriously ... amazing.
It will ruffle your imagination as to where the internet capabilities are leading to! At the bottom right there are buttons to look at the ceiling or towards the ground, totally amazing. zooming in and full screen viewing are also possible.

http://www.360tr.com/kudus/kiyamet_eng/index.html


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