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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/5/2011 8:01:55 AM
	Hi All, This one's to funny not to share. Shalom, Peter A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose. 'Why not?' asked the man. ' Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor. 'But I need it really bad,' said the man. 'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor. The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I have to have a double dose?' The doctor finally relented saying, 'Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.' On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, 'What happened to you?' The man said, 'No one showed up.
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/5/2011 8:06:13 AM
	Hi All, Maturity does have its perks as you'll se in the below story. Shalom, Peter A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!' The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?' Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?' The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll..' When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem a good thing! When you get older and smarter, comfort and dull is not such a bad thing! Us older folks understand this one. It's called *S.O.S. -- slower, older, smarter.*
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/5/2011 8:09:54 AM
	Hi All, Here are 2 versions of the same joke. Both funny and depending on your gender you'll find a favorite amongst the 2. Shalom, Peter I just got off the phone with a friend in Northern New York state. He said that since early this morning the snow has been falling heavily and it is nearly waist high. The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is increasing, and his wife has done nothing all day but look through the kitchen window. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in. I just got off the phone with friend in Minnesota She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is increasing. Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window. She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let him in.
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/5/2011 8:14:32 AM
	Hi All, This one's to funny for wooooooooooords. Shalom, Peter
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Gabrielle 833 4356 Sacram...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/6/2011 9:13:59 PM
	I don't care who you are, I think that is funny..... Airport Screening Stats Year to date statistics on Airport screening from TSA and the Department of Homeland Security: Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3
	God Bless Everyone
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